Chozen Solutions

Once You Go Black... Premium Graphic Tee

$35.00 USD

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Color: Carolina Blue

Big-brain humor. Cosmic consequences. One line you will never forget.

The Once You Go Black... Premium Graphic Tee turns a familiar phrase into a smart black-hole physics joke for science fans, space nerds, and anyone who appreciates humor with gravitational pull.

Featuring a warped-space illustration, the Schwarzschild radius equation, and the punchline “You never go back,” this Phat & Nerdy design delivers clever personality without sacrificing everyday wearability.

Material & Feel

Soft, lightweight cotton tee with a smooth print surface and a comfortable everyday feel.

Fit & Sizing

Classic unisex fit. Choose your normal size for a standard fit or size up for a more relaxed fit. Standard Fit is offered from Small through 4XL where supported by the garment color. Tall Fit is offered in Charcoal from LT through 3XLT and provides additional body length.

Garment Measurements

All measurements are in inches. Chest width is measured across the garment while laid flat.

Standard Fit

Size	Chest Width	Body Length	Sleeve Length
Small	18	28	15.63
Medium	20	29	17
Large	22	30	18.5
XL	24	31	20
2XL	26	32	21.5
3XL	28	33	22.88
4XL	30	34	24.25

Tall Fit — Charcoal Only

Size	Chest Width	Body Length	Sleeve Length
LT	22	32.5	18.5
XLT	24	33.5	20
2XLT	26	34.5	21.5
3XLT	28	35.5	22.88

Measurements may vary slightly by production batch.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out.
Use mild detergent.
Do not bleach.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not iron directly over the design.

Production & Fulfillment

This item is made to order. Please allow normal production time before shipping or pickup. Larger orders or temporary supplier delays may require additional time.

Be Bold. Be Smart. Be You. Be Neek.

Final Sale Policy

This item is made specifically for your order and is final sale. Returns, refunds, and exchanges are not accepted for incorrect size or color selection, fit or preference concerns, buyer's remorse, duplicate orders, or incorrect customer-provided information.

Chozen Solutions will make the order right when there is a confirmed production or fulfillment error. Please review our Refund Policy for complete details.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping Policy

We ship with USPS,UPS, & Fed Ex. Please allow 7-10 business days for orders to ship. We do not ship to PO boxes unless it's an APO. We are not responsible for any shipments once the package is shown to have been picked up by the shipper.

Return Policy

ONE TIME return/exchange on unworn/unused (does not include trying it on) unwashed items within 14 days. Please return items in original packaging. Custom orders are not returnable..